Wednesday, June 23, 2010

blockbuster blog

I started this blog with the idea of sharing light humored bloglets that will make a healthy reading. And when you are writing your first blog, rather writing about your would-be blogs, it is akin to the views of any new release movie's director/producer giving a pre-launch brief. I will follow the suite.

Question (Q): So how is this blog going to be any different from other blogs?
Answer (A): You see, this is going to be an interesting blog because the writer of the blog has not decided to follow any particular theme and so it is bound to be different.

Q: Sir, that is what the question was, how do you foresee that this blog will be any different from any other blog?
A: See, that is what I am trying to tell you, we do not have any particular theme. So the characters are going to be real and impromptu. There is a lot of freshness to the whole theme.

Q: Sir, you just said a while ago that there is not going to be any particular theme. Now you are referring to adding freshness to the theme. Are you not contradicting?
A: See, that's the whole theme of the blog - that it will not have any particular theme...

Q: Oh ok.. like that huh..
(now obviously the interview is clear that she is not going to be able to get anything more from the director... so she decides to change the topic.. )

Q: Sir, your blog title seems to suggest it is primarily going to be about movies. Is it?
A: See, I told you, we do not have any particular theme. So what it is goin....

Q: Ohh ok.. got it. yes. of course. (she is pissed..)

Q: I was going to ask whether it is going to be a mixture of different snippets from a lot of other blogs, but I guess I know your answer.. that basically you are not going to have any particular theme...
A: See, now you get it. That's exactly how it is.

(At this time the interviewer is pretty pissed off at her inability to extract anything further than the fact that the director does not plan to reveal anything)

Q: Sir, it was nice talking to you and getting to know what readers should expect from this blog. I am pretty sure by know the readers are so excited and can't wait to see your first blog.
A: Oh ohh... ya ya.. thank you, thank you. Yes, I promise the readers will get something they have never seen, I mean read before.

Q: Sir, thank you for your time. Will wait for your next blog next month.
A: My pleasure, my pleasure...